This Book Is Funny and Cavemen, a Blog Post Combo Extraordinaire

It is true, all the hubbub you've been hearing: I have published my first ebook, This Book Is Funny. It's a collection of humorous shorts, satire, and scripty sorts of things. As to avoid getting all advertisement-like, I'm instead sharing one of the short stories here, A Cave With a View. I hope you'll enjoy it. I hope you'll enjoy it, become a huge fan, purchase all my further works, and talk about me all the time. But I hope you won't stalk...

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The Office Party

Ho ho ho, everyone, and welcome to the fifth annual "Da Bomb" Office Christmas party. Jingle Bells! Hey, Joe, refresh my eggnog, will you, ol' buddy? This stuff makes me feel like a bull at Pamplona, and I'm seeing a red dress over there, whoa Nellie! I want to thank you all for coming this evening; the party's been a real blast so far and -- whoops, there goes my nog! Somebody better clean that up before the Congo line gets going. Say, Joe, you better get me a fresh one, eh? Top off the ol' nog, I'm coming in for a landing. ...

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Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner - The 2000 Year Old Man

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A Page from an Amish Girl’s Diary

So, I’m totally chilling out by the chicken coop, right? And my mom hands me this dumb journal with a picture on the front of it with two little kids sitting by a stream, except the kids don’t have faces. ‘Cause I’m, like, Amish. And she tells me that if I don’t “straighten out my attitude right now, young lady,” and “think very, very hard about thine actions of late,” she’s gonna ground me until I get married, which is, like, three whole years away because I’m only 15, which really isn’t that young if you think about it ‘cause I already have...

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Pardon Our Dust

It's you! I'm so glad you came to my new blog. Just watch those boxes and don't trip on the ottoman. Things aren't quite ready yet, but let me show you around. Uh... I guess this is pretty much it. Kinda small, huh? I mean, it looked so much bigger when the Realtor brought me through last week, but then, she had it all tricked out. I think they call it "staged." Too bad, really, because then it had all these cool widgetty things in the sidebars and a header. I mean, you can totally imagine it with a header, right? Maybe something all...

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